I love the gym. Just kidding...
Sinterklaas en Zwarte Piet dab
Karma is not the bitch. I am!
Life is short and so is your penis
Zwanger - Don't eat watermelon seeds
Good moms let you lick the beaters...
This teacher survived the 2016 - 2017 school year
zwanger - Coming soon to a hospital near you
I do Yoga to relieve stress
Never give up your dreams (keep sleeping)
T-rex can't eat ice cream
I said you are the 'good' kind of fat
Momster - What happens to mom after she counts to three
Keep calm and ask you mom
Work hard so you can shop harder
It's not going to lick itself
Real unicorns have curves